Sunday, 22 March 2026

Alrightgames: 7 Wonders Duel – Pantheon

7 Wonders Duel: Pantheon

2016 / Card drafting game expansion / 2 players

****

Adding gods to an already convoluted game makes things more complicated, as in life. While the base game didn't need any fixing, this expansion adds variety, atmosphere and more interpersonal drama that at the very least makes it a worthy variant. I miss the guild cards, but the temples add tension in the final stretch, and adding extra wonders and tokens to the mix probably tips it into essential. Besides, the board would look naked now without the add-on. Hey, what are all those notches on the other side for...?


Friday, 20 March 2026

Alrightgames: Monopoly Expansion – Free Parking Jackpot

Monopoly Expansion: Free Parking Jackpot

2025 / Board game expansion pack / 2-6 players

**

Another one of these, but only after the young Monopoly fan agreed I could try to sell one of her outgrown Junior versions (it went to a charity shop in the end) and one of her disappointing Christmas games as an exchange. It's not as fun or crazy as Buy Everything, being closer to the normal game with loads of freebies and blowout jackpots to swing things (with more end conditions imposed), but you can combine the two to drive out even further from the centre and any sense of monetary value. Technically, you can't combine them, but you can.

Wednesday, 18 March 2026

Alrightgames: Carcassonne – The Flier

Carcassonne: The Flier

2012 / Tile placement board game mini expansion / 2-6 players

****

The most fun looking and borderline essential of the old mini expansions has always flown a bit higher in price than I could reasonably pay for 9 bits of cardboard and a dice, but after a satisfying auction win, it's finally landed in my overloaded Big Box, complete with its own diddy box. The only failing is it doesn't come with its own spring-loaded launchpad, so you have to do the action and noises yourself.

Monday, 16 March 2026

Alrightgames: Lex Go! – Jungle Animals

Lex Go!: Jungle Animals

2021 / Spelling card game / 2-4 players

**

She recently wanted a marathon of all her ex-Happy Meal animal card games (took about 10 minutes), so I checked which others were going for a sub-postage price on eBay to add to the multicoloured collection.

There might be some educational benefit in this minimalist spelling game, but there weren't any Jungle Animals to be seen, outside of that panda on the card backs. Weak and totally irrelevant, but still not as bad as  Dos.

Saturday, 14 March 2026

Alrightgames: Atmosfear IV – Countess Elizabeth Bathory, Vampire

Atmosfear IV: Countess Elizabeth Bathory, Vampire

1993 / Video board game expansion / 3-6 players

***

Growing up with The Harbingers, I hadn't considered bothering with the original, presumably inferior Atmosfear, until I found scans of all the cards from the expansions on BoardGameGeek and realised that – with printing and YouTube VHS rips – a cheap base game was all we needed to open a whole world of Nightmares (up to 4 hours, anyway. Not that we ever get very far into the tapes).

My daughter wanted to play the vampire one first, which was as punishing as its reputation suggested. By seven minutes in, she'd already been randomly gifted all of her keys while I moped in a black hole and was headed for the finish line when she rolled an unfortunate 1 and was banished from the board to join the legion of the damned. We were then reminded why you need more than two players as further random punishments made what was supposed to be the exciting pursuit of my flesh and soul drag on until we switched off out of boredom. She was getting a bit creeped out by the Countess' transformation anyway.

Suffer!

Thursday, 12 March 2026

Alrightgames: Pocket Mars

Pocket Mars

2017 / Worker placement card game / 1-4 players

***

I'd been intrigued by this budget colonisation simulator for a while, but lukewarm reviews put my space program on hold until I saw an irresistible price and could get my ass to Mars. Ultimately, it is just about moving coloured cubes between cards, but I think it's a neat little game. The solo mode feels justified as the feature attraction rather than an afterthought, and you can increase the difficulty when you quickly work it out.

Tuesday, 10 March 2026

Alrightgames: Boss Monster

Boss Monster

2013 / Card game / 2-4 players

****

I don't need card games to look like they're video games to get me to play them, and was sceptical that this wouldn't have much more than nostalgia bait going for it when trying out a cheap eBay listing. But it hits that sweet spot of lightweight games that involve a bit of tactical thinking, but are so dependent on the luck of the draw that things are mostly out of my hands (see also: Star Realms), so I can just relax and enjoy it. More than I'd enjoy playing a lightweight video game nowadays, plus I'll still be able to play this after the great EMP destroys all computers to save us from the AI revolution, so it's got that going for it.

Sunday, 8 March 2026

Alrightgames: 7 Wonders Duel – Solo

7 Wonders Duel: Solo

2020 / Card drafting game variant rules / 1 player

***

For want of similarly aged and boring opponents, I'm happy enough fighting a Me1 vs Me2 Duel and trying our best to wreck each other's civilisations, but the lockdown solo rules are a slightly streamlined alternative.

The automated leaders' privilege means they get to take most of the red and green cards for free, making military and science victories a lot more likely than when I'm scuppering my own plans, which at least means less points admin. When I do manage to make it to points, it's not pretty. The whole thing feels unbalanced and unfair, which is appropriate to the theme, but I generally prefer playing with myself.

Saturday, 7 March 2026

Junior Gamesmaster: Tails of Equestria – Finding a Kid

My Little Pony: Tails of Equestria – Finding a Kid

DIY roleplaying game adventure

We hadn't played "story game" in a while, but after giving an impromptu presentation about the game system to her Nana, she naturally wanted to have a go with our latest, untested characters. I had another generic dungeon occult library ready to go, but she preferred to tell her own story and set her own challenges, which turned out somewhat reminiscent of a scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Being preoccupied as Game Master and going easy on herself meant she neglected her character's development, but I squeezed some educational alchemical accidents in to help my guy along, I can't afford to be complacent with her in charge.

Friday, 6 March 2026

Babyliography CCXXXVIII

Dana Simpson, Unicorn Crush: Another Phoebe and Her Unicorn Adventure

Collected 2024 / Paperback / 176 pages

***

Gentle introduction to bestiality.


Richard Jones, An Anthology of Butterflies and Moths: A Collection of Butterflies and Moths from Around the World

2025 / Library book / 128 pages

***

Mainly used as a freaky flip book, no offence to the lepidopterans.


Unknown, Colour Illusions: Visual Tricks, Fantastic Facts, and Impossible Puzzles

2014 / Hardback / 32 pages

***

A shame the 3D glasses and other bits of plastic we're supposed to look through were long gone, but I complained and got a refund, so the rest of the permanent vision damage was free.


Zanna Davidson and Nuno Alexandre Vieira, Fairy Unicorns: Kingdom Under the Sea

2022 / Hardback / 112 pages

***

This inexplicably rare volume finally dropped to a regular price before she grew out of fairy unicorns (as if!). Kicking off the sequel trilogy, it's a refreshing change from the old formula, replacing it with a new formula.


Zoƫ Clarke and Edu Coll, Collins Big Cat Phonics for Letters and Sounds: The Stone Shadows

2021 / School book / 24 pages

**

More of a boy one, she helpfully explained to me what "peril" and "urgent" meant.

Wednesday, 4 March 2026

Babyliography CCXXXVII

Ben Clanton, A Waffle Lot of Love: A Narwhal and Jelly Book

2026 / Library book / 96 pages

***

The duo return to aromantically tick off Valentine's Day.


Harriet Muncaster, Isadora Moon and the Pop Stars

2025 / Library book / 150 pages

***

Practically tailor made for her interests, but she still didn't care for more than a few chapters. Needs more unicorn.


Clare Helen Walsh, Collins Big Cat Phonics for Letters and Sounds: Amazing Webs

2022 / School book / 24 pages

***

I'm convinced they're trying to desensitise kids to yucky bugs, and it seems to be working. Plenty for parents to learn too.


Gale Galligan and Ann M. Martin, The Baby-Sitters Club: Logan Likes Mary Anne!

2020 / Library book / 176 pages

**

Drawn back to the series for her first chaste teen romance story, she couldn't put it down. Update: She then read it again from cover to cover by herself over several days.


Jamie Smart, Max & Chaffy: What a Delicious Discovery!

2025 / Library book / 128 pages

***

The perpetually grumpy Foghorn steals the show again with just one word of dialogue.

Monday, 2 March 2026

Babyliography CCXXXVI

Unknown, Minecraft Epic Bases: Builds to Spark Your Imagination

2020 / Library book / 96 pages

**

Unachievable standards to shoot for. I like her more modest houses.


Chris Bradford and Korky Paul, Collins Big Cat Phonics for Letters and Sounds: Jake and Jen and the Balloon of Doom

2021 / School book / 24 pages

**

I genuinely didn't see the twist ending coming.


Nel Yomtov, Anything but Ordinary: Strange Beasts

2020 / Library book / 48 pages

***

Cool weird stuff.


Rob Alcraft, Collins Big Cat Phonics for Letters and Sounds: This Is Our Planet

2020 / School book / 24 pages

***

One of the more worthwhile entries, even if they're fixated on kite birds at the moment.


Jake Banfield, Magic Tricks with Coins, Cards and Everyday Objects

2016 / Library book / 120 pages

**

Not much new for a six-year-old veteran.

Saturday, 28 February 2026

Alrightgames: HeroQuest

HeroQuest

1989 / Dungeon crawling board game / 2-5 players

****

Resold

Better late than never, and a crazily underpriced eBay listing meant I could finally experience the junior roll-n-hack proto-RPG, before deciding it wasn't really for us and selling it on to the next adventurer. I can't tell if it would have been a childhood favourite in an alternate timeline, but it didn't have a great deal to offer a 40 year old, nor a 6 year old pony RPG veteran, who got bored by the repetitive quests and preferred to use it as a weird doll house.

Friday, 27 February 2026

Alrightgames: 15 Days expansions

The Matchbox Collection: 15 Days expansions

These matchboxes are roomy enough for more cards and tokens, so fortunately Kickstarter backers helped to sort that out (before deciding they weren't interested after all and selling their unopened sets at a loss on eBay).


Feathers & Lag Season ***

Extended season sets win the game, so here are more extensions to fight over.


Mid-season **

Upgrades the wooden animal actions to be more powerful. Possibly overpowered when playing against humans, this feels more like a fix for the difficult solo mode that means I can actually win now, unless I'm cheating.

Thursday, 26 February 2026

Alrightgames: 15 Days

The Matchbox Collection: 15 Days

2020 / Card game / 1-4 players

***

I was sceptical about the quality matching the quantity when bidding on this set of five purpose-built microgames for the usual price of one (plus "expansions," that I'll get to), but if some Italians could be bothered to design, produce and market these, the least I can do is play them.

This first outing is a pleasantly dull set collection card game (Spoiler: They're all card games). Its wooden animal totems and pastel nature clipart are a welcome break from my usual dark and exciting themes, though the bastard solo automaton keeps it from being too relaxing.

Wednesday, 25 February 2026

Alrightgames: Stew – Fungus Among Us

Stew: Fungus Among Us

2018 / Card game mini expansion / 2-4 players

**

I don't know whether this mini expansion really enhances the microgame or just makes it more annoying (especially when the card stocks from the same publisher don't even match), but introducing supernatural gnome and mutant entities makes it trippier. You might just be hallucinating in the mushroom fumes anyway.

Tuesday, 24 February 2026

Alrightgames: Stew

Stew

2018 / Deduction/bluffing card game / 2-4 players

****

The kind of weird game you only end up with when it's included in a cheap bundle with another one you actually wanted, I thought the quickfire deduction and bluffing would be too much of a step up from Love Letter for the six year old, but I asked if we could try it out once before I sold it on. Then she wanted to keep playing all night.

She might not have grasped every mathematical variable, but it's not like my efforts to track cards and probabilities fare much better. You just don't know what's in the pot, especially when a cheeky child sneaks in the man and other cards you're not supposed to. A surprise but welcome keeper, real stew was also more of a success than sushi.

Sunday, 22 February 2026

Alrightgames: 7 Wonders Duel

7 Wonders Duel

2015 / Card drafting game / 2 players

*****

Too hard and serious looking to have caught my eye if it hadn't been going unusually cheap that day, I made a few abandoned forays into the rulebook before I finally got around to playing it and quickly realised it was the Advanced Splendor I'd been craving. Every time I play, I'm impressed by how good a game it is, with so many things to keep track of even before I get around to adding in the bundled expansions. The only downside is I might have ruined most other games for myself now.

Friday, 20 February 2026

Alrightgames: Monopoly Expansion – Buy Everything

Monopoly Expansion: Buy Everything

2025 / Board game expansion pack / 2-6 players

****

Releasing an expansion series for a 90-year-old board game is a funny idea in itself, and this one leaned into the silliness most, so seemed like it'd be a fun addition to her Sailor Moon set, but I didn't predict how much she'd be obsessed with it (for about a week, anyway). On the technical level, it creates more problems than it solves and essentially breaks the game. But when the game is Monopoly, you can't really complain, and it succeeds on the entertainment level. Especially when your promising overpowered card combo strategy gets you nothing but more worthless money, then your opponent picks up a card that lets her win by landing on Go.

Wednesday, 18 February 2026

Alrightgames: Carcassonne – Castles & Bridges

Carcassonne: Castles & Bridges

2025 / Tile placement board game expansion / 2-6 players

***

"Ultimately, it's mostly pointless. I don't need or particularly want it in the collection" - Me, 2025

Well... yeah, but that was about the older version that included the rubbish bazaars. And the weirdly brown bridges that they've finally made grey to match the roads, so are more appealing to use now, even if I still forget to. It's nice to have proper castles rather than flimsy print-outs too, even if there's a little clash of art styles.

That was all I needed from this batch, so I sold on the next-generation tiles and surplus barns to further discount an unboxed set I'd paid for using eBay profits from recreationally upselling other people's underpriced Carcassonne sets, so it's not like I spent any real money on this completely unnecessary indulgence.

Monday, 16 February 2026

Alrightgames: The Seafarers of Catan

The Seafarers of Catan

1997 / Strategy board game expansion / 3-4 players

****

Resold

Whether I've got too dependent on expansions in other games or this one was especially lacking in vanilla, this wet widescreen extension was looking to be a compulsory purchase if I planned to hold onto the game this time – but only when I saw a cheap listing and made a stingy offer to discount it further.

It's not the expanded size and little tweaks that make it, it's the book of scenarios guiding players through varied experiences and setting you up to create your own unlimited variations (within tile limits, anyway). Unfortunately, there's no one else around who's boring enough to play it, and three-handed solo trading is too tedious even for me, so I passed it on to make game funds and space.

Freeing components trapped since the 90s. Play your games!

Saturday, 14 February 2026

Alrightgames: Keys to the Castle

Keys to the Castle

2017 / Board game / 2-4 players

*

Resold

I thought I was clever finding these eBay auctions where sellers over-optimistically offer free shipping for unpopular games that end up costing them more to send me. There've been some success stories, but most of the time, when they do actually get around to sending them, it's usually junk like this, which I enthusiastically present to the child as "this was just cheap and might be rubbish, but do you want to try it anyway?" before we play about half a game. We've got loads of good games now, mediocre ones serve no purpose and it's better to have the £2.

Thursday, 12 February 2026

Alrightgames: Cleocatra

Cleocatra

2020 / Tile placement board game / 2-4 players

**

Resold

Another budget cat-based game for the Christmas bundle (though not involving poo this time), I could tell as soon as we started laying out triangles and placing people because there wasn't much else to do that it wasn't going to be a hoot. There's an advanced version that I could have tried out myself, but I wasn't bored enough. She agreed it could be resold for funds towards something else.

Tuesday, 10 February 2026

Alrightgames: 1 Survives

1 Survives

2020 / Card game / 2-4 players

****


This one-deck slasher movie was a bit of a dodgy purchase with a young child in the house, but there are places to hide it, and it was at an irresistible price – maybe some of the best value entertainment I've ever bought. Best played with the full cast of six, whether that's with friends or directing them all solo (don't get too attached). It's just a shame I couldn't play this with my Edinburgh ghost gang around 2008, it was made for them.

Sunday, 8 February 2026

Alrightgames: Cthulhu Realms solo variants

Every real-ale modern board game wanker had their gateway game that lured them to the expensive world of analogue playtime. Mine was this cartoon-horror adaptation of Star Realms (which itself owes a lot to Dominion, and so on), which I first played on an app struggling through various solo challenges against an AI opponent (win while also collecting the whole Whateley family, or not having any green cards at the end, and so on). This mode sadly turned out to be absent from the strictly multiplayer cardboard version, so as befalls many gateway games, it now sits on the shelf, admired but untouched, as I found other games that were more fun to play against myself or with my child, or just had more expansions I could enjoy collecting.

But in this post-lockdown world, you can look up any game + "solo" and generally find some fiddly rules that someone's knocked together, so I tried some out.


R'lyeh Rising ***

Cthulhu plays any (or all) cards from the trade row based on dice rolls. There are also some instant-doom cards hidden low down in the decks, if you manage to get that far. I played a couple of times and lasted about six rounds. The insurmountable challenge is narratively sound, but playing against myself and actually getting to use some of the cards is more rewarding.


The Dark Lord Rises ****

More interactions with the trade row instead of dice make this feel more like the real game than the last variant, but it has the opposite problem of seeming too easy, unless I just got lucky. I might try it again.


Cthugha **

Reskinning Star Realms' tricky Nemesis Beast boss card was so obvious that I didn't think of it, but the resulting imbalance seems to work in the player's favour. I hoarded purple cards and stayed ahead in the tedious tug of sanity until it was over. I don't enjoy the Star Realms bosses much either.

Friday, 6 February 2026

Alrightgames: Dixit

Dixit

2008 / Card/board game / 3-6 players

****

It would've been simpler to start out with this basic game rather than coming to it after the spin-off and a semi-custom job, but I couldn't resist a second-hand set for the price. The scoring tokens are a bit fiddly, but more cards are always welcome, and there's all those bunnies.

This is still our favourite family game when both parents are around. When it's just dad and daughter, we switch to Muse, unless she's on a Monopoly kick.

Wednesday, 4 February 2026

Babyliography CCXXXV

Keiichi Arawi, Nichijou, Volume 1: My Ordinary Life

2006 (collected 2016) / Library book / 200 pages

***

She was eager for more back-to-front manga, and this quirky soap looked to be one of the tamer titles in the library's teenage section. Until that one girl stated fantasising about blowing her schoolmates' brains out one by one, but at least it's not coloured in.


Rob Alcraft, Collins Big Cat Phonics for Letters and Sounds: Wild Homes

2021 / School book / 24 pages

***

The process of desensitising kids to scary nature continues. She didn't like the massive spider.


Naoko Takeuchi, Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon: Naoko Takeuchi Collection, Vol. 3

1993-94 (2022 edition) / Paperback / 300 pages

****

We've downgraded to the smaller, cheaper editions, but she got them in a nice boxset (with a second to follow, if she continues reading) with bonus postcards, so she's happy.


Mª Isabel SÔnchez Vegara and Ryoko Ichikawa, Little People, Big Dreams: Yayoi Kusama

2025 / Library book / 32 pages

***

She read the whole book to me, pretending she was leading an assembly.


Britta Teckentrup, A Happy Place

2023 / Library book / 32 pages

***

A drowsy bedtime story she read to herself at 7:00 AM before school.

Monday, 2 February 2026

Babyliography CCXXXIV

Unknown, Eye Twisters: The Science and Magic of Optical Illusions

2025 / Library book / 96 pages

***

A nice, if repetitive assortment of headache-inducing patterns and art. She isn't scared of ol' fruit-face any more.


Kate Scott and Ashley Stewart, Collins Big Cat Phonics for Letters and Sounds: Let's Pretend!

2019 / School book / 24 pages

**

She's doing well with her reading, apart from repeatedly calling Dev "Dave" like some kind of Trigger.


Various, The Powerpuff Girls Classics, Vol 2: Power Up

2000-01 (published 2013) / Paperback / 140 pages

****

As delightfully silly as the cartoon, but we get to take our time savouring it. It's a shame this was the only comic volume I could find that wasn't crazily expensive.


Dana Simpson, Unicorn for a Day: Another Phoebe and Her Unicorn Adventure

Collected 2023 / Paperback / 176 pages

***

I may have overreacted to this volume breaking the pattern of the spine art if it was actually being clever and that is Phoebe after all, but I'm not going to give it credit when it flagrantly reprints some strips from as recently as the previous book.


Catherine Baker and Elissambura, Collins Big Cat Phonics for Letters and Sounds: Iris's Wild Ride

2020 / School book / 24 pages

*

Today's sound is 'I,' so naturally they made it an alpaca.