Thursday 29 September 2022

Alrightgames: Run, Run, as Fast as You Can!

Run, Run, as Fast as You Can!

2008 / Roll-and-move board game / 2-4 players / UK

**

She likes the story, and the confection, so was more excited than usual to get this home and up and running. All that enthusiasm evaporated in the course of her one and only turn, but she enjoys messing around with the components in isolation. Drawing him on the Magna-Doodle and erasing him piece by piece is probably still best though.

Tuesday 27 September 2022

Alrightgames: Frog Rescue Game

Frog Rescue Game

2004 / Board game / 2-4 players / UK

**

There's no more 'learning' involved than with Snakes and Ladders or any other basic roll-and-move game. A jig-board, 3D castle and pop-up victory proved to be unexciting frills.

Sunday 25 September 2022

Babyliography LX

Xanna Eve Chown, Dora the Explorer: Dora's Dance Show

2012 / Library book / 24 pages / UK

***

Presumably based on an episode (with some weird and telling abridgements), the repetitive formula works well in book form, thankfully swapping some of the maddening call and response for physical actions that she was happy to perform twice over in public.


Tig Thomas and artists, A Story a Day Collection: 365 Stories to Share

2015 / Hardback boxset / 430 pages / UK

**

The £50 RRP is insane for repackaged public domain tales with lacklustre illustrations, but I couldn't resist the charity shop scoop, even though I knew we wouldn't stick with the schedule.


Unknown, Peppa Pig: Peppa to the Rescue

2022 / Library book / 10 pages / UK

**

They start repeating tabs by the end, despite the low page count.


Marie Kyprianou, No More Tantrums

2022 / Library book / 10 pages / France

***

One of the more relatable behavioural programming books we've tried out, but what do I know.


Jeannette O'Toole, First Time Learning: Reading

2021 / Sticker activity book / 32 pages / UK

***

"Teach me, Daddy," she chorused as I cautiously turned to each new vowel sound. It's your own childhood you're wasting, don't blame me later. The clipart could have been less vague.

Friday 23 September 2022

Alrightgames: Disney Frozen Puzzles – 4 in a Box

Disney Frozen Puzzles: 4 in a Box

2017 / Jigsaw puzzles / 1 player

**

She seemed to be over jigsaws, but not over Frozen merch. There's appropriate difficulty in working out face piece rotations, but the backgrounds and images generally are boring. Still it was the same price as a sticker book for about as much long-term use.

Wednesday 21 September 2022

Alrightgames: Bugs Building

Bugs Building

2011 / Tower building/demolition game / 1-2 players / UK

****

She's always liked toppling towers, so this tricolour junior Jenga was a cheap hit. She even warmed to the boring building phase and was inventing her own hazardous variations before long.

Monday 19 September 2022

Alrightreads: Dark

Stephen King, The Dark Tower: The Gunslinger

1978-81 (collected 1982, revised 2003) / Audiobook / 300 pages / USA

***

I don't know how much this vacant, violent monomyth cycle was the writer's pet project to keep him entertained between more commercial projects, but that's how it comes across. It teases and rewards with mysteries as it goes on, but not enough for me to stick out the whole thing.


Alvin Schwartz and Stephen Gammell, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark: Collected from American Folklore

1981 / Ebook / 111 pages / USA

****

"How long do we have to put up with this dead corpse?"

I expected crap scares, but there were also ghoulish doodles, Halloween party tips and a scholarly study of persistent folklore that the author wants you to know was much more diligently researched than it needed to be.

Faves: The Big Toe, The Haunted House, The Dead Man's Brains


Various, Dark World: Ghost Stories

2011-13 (collected 2013) / Ebook / 188 pages / Various

***

Mostly forgettable tales for a worthy cause. Class clown Rhys Hughes' pisstake shows up the more earnest efforts.

Faves: Christopher Fowler's 'Mistake at the Monsoon Palace,' Rhys Hughes' 'The Swinger,' John Gaskin's 'Wolvershiel'


Lemony Snicket and Jon Klassen, The Dark

2013 / Ebook / 32 pages / USA/Canada

***

Sub-Gaiman elemental anthropomorphism, but presumably helpful for some people. No need to risk inducing phobias my child doesn't have though.


Robert Aickman, The Wine-Dark Sea

1964-80 (collected 1988) / Ebook / 388 pages / UK

****

Unconventional and usually unsettling stories, sometimes for want of a point.

Faves: The Wine-Dark Sea, The Fetch, The Inner Room

Saturday 17 September 2022

Babyliography LIX

Unknown, Peppa Pig: Peppa's Magical Friends Sticker Activity Book

2020 / Sticker activity book / 16 pages / UK

**

Healthy treats that keep her entertained. Includes a rubbish sticker jigsaw, an insultingly easy search-and-find and the worst board game ever.


Unknown, Jewel Dolly Dressing: Mermaids

2022 / Sticker activity book / 24 pages / UK 

**

Teddies, princesses and unicorns were more or less assigned to her, but she's decided she loves mermaids independently. The sticky jewels aren't as bad as glitter, but we're still going to be finding them for years.


Andrew Davenport, Moon and Me: Tea Time!

2019 / Library book / 24 pages / UK

*

Some TV tie-ins are capable of standing on their own when you don't have the context (we started blind on Peppa Pig), but what the hell is this?


Louise Forshaw, Busy Ambulance

2021 / Library book / 10 pages / UK

**

Using people rather than animals makes its simple scenario more relatable, but the levers are little use and it badly needs a siren sound.


Tony Ross, I Want a Friend

2005 / Library book / 32 pages / UK

**

She started with the books, but by this point they're another friendly cartoon tie-in. This later one is self-conscious TV churn, the princess' personality all but eroded by the sappy moral.

Thursday 15 September 2022

Alrightreads: Albums

Glenn Hendler, David Bowie's Diamond Dogs

2020 / Ebook / 168 pages / USA

***

Not the most obvious one to spotlight, but a revealing dissection of the chaos that helped me appreciate it more, even if comes off more dissertation than celebration.


Emily MacKay, Björk's Homogenic

2017 / Ebook / 160 pages / UK

***

A more intimate acquaintance with the artist than I'm usually comfortable considering when enjoying nice sounds.


Ewa Mazierska and Mariusz Gradowski, Czeslaw Niemen's Niemen Enigmatic

2022 / Ebook / 160 pages / Poland

***

A reverential study of Poland's prog-pop prophet befitting a nationalist composer, at least before the final section archiving random YouTube approval.


Simon A. Morrison, Roxy Music's Avalon

2021 / Ebook / 160 pages / UK

**

A fittingly dull look at a boring album.


Alyssa Favreau, Janelle Monáe's The ArchAndroid

2021 / Ebook / 152 pages / Canada

***

A sequential tour and insightful dismantling of the sexy cyborg dystopia.

Tuesday 13 September 2022

Babyliography LVIII

Paul Moran, Gergely Forizs, John Batten, Adam Linley and Jorge Santillan, Where's the Llama?: A Whole Llotta Llamas to Search and Find

2018 / Library book / 48 pages / Various

****

A rare Wally rip-off that maintains the challenge aspect for older players, possibly to the extreme as we're tasked with finding 10 llamas in each spread. That's just good value though, as was drawing more scenes than strictly necessary.


Unknown, Disney Princess: Sticker Play Enchanting Activities

2021 / Sticker activity book / 16 pages / UK

**

Home Bargains got a new discounted batch in, so she can get some new 'comics' when the cat gets his food. More disposable than some of the ones she keeps returning to, but it helped to keep her entertained during heatwave quarantine.


Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler, Tales from Acorn Wood: Fox's Socks

2000 / Ebook / 12 pages / UK/Germany

***

You're the one who somehow misplaced a sock in a grandfather clock and seemingly have no spares, so I can't muster any sympathy. It turns out flap books don't really work in 2D ebook form, so we had to watch a video after.


Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler, Tales from Acorn Wood: Rabbit's Nap

2000 / Storybook video / 12 pages / UK/Germany

***

Peace at Last for wusses.


Clare Lloyd, Kitty Glavin and Elle Ward, Pop-Up Peekaboo!: Unicorn

2019 / Storytime video / 12 pages / UK

*

Watching someone else open and close a pop-up book on YouTube is a pathetic substitute, but this is already a pathetic book. She saw right through the own-brand pony proxies.

Sunday 11 September 2022

Alrightreads: TV XI

John Peel, The Star Trek That Almost Was

1985 / Ebook / 47 pages / UK

**

Non-comprehensive synopses and assessments of adventures that were too silly or too serious to see the light of day in this reality. Expand it with further failures and you'd really have something.

Faves: 'Rockabye Baby, or Die,' 'He Walked Among Us'


Arlen Schumer and contributors, Visions from the Twilight Zone

1991 / Ebook / 180 pages / USA

****

Submitted for your consideration: an exhibition of juxtaposed period telesnaps and poetic observations that authentically capture the eerie essence and surreal stylings... of The Twilight Zone.


Charles L. Grant, The X-Files: Goblins

1994 / Audiobook / 288 pages / USA

**

Trying to capture the feel of a standard 45-minute TV episode in a 200+ page paperback often makes for an awkward slog, but the padding's usually more subtle than sending a parade of characters to the same fate one by one and sending your investigators on pointless detours so they don't accidentally resolve things ahead of schedule. As the first X-Files novel, it's also a bit too premature to have much of a handle on anything.


Andrew Cartmel, The Script Doctor: The Inside Story of Doctor Who 1986-89

2005 (updated 2013) / Ebook / 224 pages / UK

***

Flippantly honest and unnecessarily detailed diary from the man who couldn't save the sinking ship, but proved it was worth salvaging.


Anne Billson, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

2005 / Ebook / 154 pages / UK

**

There's no shortage of pop-scholarly paperbacks with interesting insights on the series, but this glorified recap summary isn't one of them.

Thursday 8 September 2022

Babyliography LVII

Michael Foreman, Dinosaurs and All That Rubbish

1972 / Ebook / 32 pages / UK

****

I enjoyed this eco sci-fi parable as a child, even if, as it turns out, it was considerably below my reading level. She's not that bothered about dinos though, she hasn't seen Jurassic Park yet.


Julia Donaldson and Anna Currey, One Ted Falls Out of Bed

2004 / Ebook / 32 pages / UK

***

A counting book incorporating a plot is a nice change from numerical monotony. And it's about a teddy, which are always a hit, though make it about the child looking for their lost bear and you'd really win her over.


Unknown, Disney's Moana: Adventurer Activities

2016 / Ebook / 48 pages / UK

***

As repetitive as these always are, internally and across franchises, but no stickers this time. Some hands-on activities didn't work on a screen, though others could be jerry-rigged on Paint.


Georgiana Deutsch and Olivier Latyk, Race to the Rescue!

2021 / Library book / 10 pages / UK/France

***

Raising the bar of noisy books by adding lights to celebrate the emergency services in several child-friendly situations. Better than Paw Patrol, but what isn't?


Mara van der Meer, Natalie Munday, Tom Moore and Will Deer, Pull-tab Surprise: Little Cuties

2021 / Library book / 8 pages / UK

*

Every anthopomorphised object is overcomplicated with a distracting first name and half of the tabs are decorated with random clipart for lack of better use. Like one of those baby sensory videos, but without the appeal.

Monday 5 September 2022

Ranking Sylvester McCoy Doctor Who

Even as someone who appreciates clunky old sci-fi, watching the entirety of "Classic" Doctor Who wasn't worth the significant time investment that could have been spent elsewhere, though I would have been eternally curious. Like the modern series, it has its high and low points that are worth selective revisiting, but it probably does require the childhood connection to get much out of it.

I used to think I'd missed out on the communal childhood trauma thanks to growing up in the '90s wilderness, but being drawn by mysterious forces to watch the latter years of the original series before the rest, I recognised imagery that had haunted my nightmares for years and realised I had just scraped in after all.

It's a run that's as inconsistent as they come, but it's still part of 'My' Doctor Who. Here are my Top Twelve Seventh Doctor Stories.

Friday 2 September 2022

Babyliography LVI: Premature Academia

Patrick Wiegand, Oxford First Atlas

2009 / Hardback / 48 pages / UK

***

Stuck in the cupboard with other books bought stupidly far in advance when stuck for ideas to pad out a discounted order (and before I thought of screening books on the Internet Archive first), who knows how outdated it may end up being if we ever get around to looking at it.


Leslie Colvin, Emma Speare and artists, The Usborne Living World Encyclopedia (Miniature Edition)

2001 / Hardback / 128 pages / UK

****

Alright, so we've just looked at some pictures and haven't home-schooled with it yet (if ever), but it looks comprehensive and well-organised for it. I don't think I noticed it was the mini version when including it in our big used book bonanza, but at least she can hold it.


A. R. Hope Moncrieff, The Illustrated Guide to Classical Mythology

1912/1993 / Hardback / 160 pages / UK

***

I had years to find the D'aulaires' book for a good price, but decided to save myself the effort and go with a cheaper and inevitably duller substitute, thriftily combining archaic public domain text with public domain art. It's not child-friendly, but I can get the gist and spin some bedtime stories.


Anthony Marks and Kim Blundell, Usborne First Book of the Keyboard

1992 / Paperback / 64 pages / UK

****

Bought more for myself at this stage, with the optimistic aim of secretly teaching myself during childcare so I can end up not looking completely inept by the time she may want to learn herself. Its Key Stage 1 presentation is frankly as patronising as I need.


Philip Hawthorn and Kim Blundell, The Usborne Book of Easy Piano Tunes

1989 / Paperback / 64 pages / UK

****

A nice selection, helpfully arranged for aspiring grade one learners, even those approaching middle age.