Smriti Halls and Erika Meza, Stop! That's Not My Story!
2023 / Library book / 32 pages
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Stop going on about fairy tales then, if you're so bored of them.
Kimberley and James Dean, Pete the Cat and His Magic Sunglasses
2015 / Library book / 32 pages
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Less charismatic than he thinks he is, she was bored by the repetition.
Michael Rosen and Bob Graham, I'm Number One!
2010 / Preschool book / 32 pages
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What a dick.
Kathryn Bradley and Georgina Croll, A Friend Just Like Me
2021 / Library book / 32 pages
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I didn't realise the subject matter until it came up, and that certainly makes it more worthwhile and important for its target audience, but it's otherwise just a lovey-dovey bear book.
Various, Read with Oxford: Stage 1 – Biff, Chip and Kipper – Dad's Birthday and Other Stories
2018 / Library book / 96 pages
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She's chosen these reading and phonics activities over proper bedtime stories every night this week. What's wrong with this kid?