Monday, 15 June 2026

Alrightgames: Pass the Pets

Pass the Pets

2021 / Card game / 2 players

***

Completing the ex-McDonalds Happy Meal card game set much more comprehensively than necessary, this was also supposed to teach her the folly of gambling, but after the first surprising playthrough we learned exactly how many bad lizard cards there are and now she usually wins. Its hierarchy of pet values is sure to have caused arguments, but you have to admit that hamsters are comparatively rubbish, come on.

Saturday, 13 June 2026

Alrightgames: Atmosfear II – Baron Samedi, Zombie

Atmosfear II: Baron Samedi, Zombie

1991 / Video board game expansion / 3-6 players

***

Finally getting to experience Baron Samedi in the incrementally rotting flesh, decades after seeing these stills in The Harbingers, the barely re-disguised Gatekeeper turned out to be a fun alternative host. And way more annoying with his constant interruptions if you were taking the game seriously, which is never advised, but we rolled with it and had a good time. They may have based his entire personality around the pun potential of catchphrases, but I can dig it.

Thursday, 11 June 2026

Alrightgames: Taskmaster – The Card Game

Taskmaster: The Card Game

2022 / Task prompts / 3+ players (played with 2)

***

We occasionally play one-on-one Taskmaster, and this cheap pack of prompts (taken from the show, but it's not like I can remember them all) made things easier than trying to come up with ideas or wading through websites and seeing the same suggestions all the time.

Every time I thought we'd worked through them, a random draw would reveal more. If one item summed up Easter break 2026, it's this guy.

Tuesday, 9 June 2026

Alrightgames: Star Trek – Missions

Star Trek: Missions

2022 / Hand management card game / 2-6 players (but mainly 1 player)

****

I had enough disappointment with lazy franchise cash-ins growing up that I learned to avoid pasted-on branding, but when this... thing popped up on eBay for not much more than the cost of postage, around the time I was wrapping up my epic TNG adult rewatch, I hesitantly checked out what it was.

Sure enough, it turned out to be mainly a retheming of a generic fantasy game to sell pretty much the same product to differently-oriented nerds, but the way the cards interacted to create emerging narratives looked alluring. Finding out there were popular unofficial solo rules that were considered better than the normal game, I was sold.

This is the perfect Star Trek game for failed and lazy writers that lets us imagine we're in the writing room, scraping together familiar plots and struggling to find things for the characters to do against a tight deadline and running time. It's five-minute fanfic and roleplaying without the effort, the Customizable Card Game without having to sell a kidney, and it became one of my favourite activities for a while, until the repeat run started getting repetitive. I don't imagine there's much realistic hope of a Deep Space Nine sequel, but I still have that spare kidney.

Sunday, 7 June 2026

Alrightgames: Boss Monster solo variants

Boss Monster solo variants

Managing two high-tech evil lairs by myself can get a bit much, so I checked out what the fans came up with under unhelpfully nondescript names.


Solo Mode **

This attempt at a quadruple solo dungeon seemed to be well thought through on digital paper, but didn't work in practice. Since it was specifically designed for the first game (and removing some incompatible cards even then), this might have been the fault of the more interactive Boss Monster 2 cards in the mix, but it's a hassle to separate the decks now.


Solitary Rules with Heroes Abilities ***

A streamlined solution that puts rival bosses' spells in the hands of the harder Heroes and works as well with the combined game, though it's necessary to make more fiddly adjustments to keep it from being way too easy at the start, even with the items from the mini expansion, and most of the game feels fairly pointless until the Epic Heroes come out later. I played it a few times, then went back to regular Me1 vs Me2.

Friday, 5 June 2026

Babyliography CCXLVI

Clare Hibbert and artists, Around the World in 80 Maps

2017 / Hardback / 96 pages

****

Bought from the library for 25p with the flimsy excuse that it could help with her homework in the future, but more because dad likes old maps.


Angela Nguyen, Kawaii: How to Draw Really Cute Stuff

2017 / Library book / 128 pages

***

Every school holiday, we borrow some library books with science experiments, nature trails or other activities she isn't very enthused to try – until this book of doodle ideas, which she devoured. Sorry, STEM recruiters, she's an arts kid.


Dana Simpson, Phoebe and Her Unicorn: Unicorn Book Club

Collected 2025 / Paperback / 176 pages

***

I can't totally begrudge them wanting a design overhaul after 20 books, as long as they don't change it again before book 40.


Ben Hoare, Weird and Wonderful Nature: Tales of More Than 100 Unique Animals, Plants, and Phenomena

2023 / Library book / 192 pages

****

From zombie ants to transparent frogs, this impressively lives up to its title.


Raina Telgemeier, Drama

2012 / Paperback / 240 pages

***

I was thinking about delaying this one for a few years – for its teen romance angst rather than gay panic – but she already digs that chick stuff.

Wednesday, 3 June 2026

Babyliography CCXLV

Lynne Rickards and Sarah Jennings, Collins Big Cat Phonics for Letters and Sounds: Noisy Neesha

2021 / School book / 24 pages

*

There's a kid on the way to school like this.


Melody Lockhart and Morgan Huff, Magical Rescue Vets: Oona the Unicorn

2021 / School book / 91 pages

**

We didn't bother with it after the first overlong chapter, we've got our own unicorn chapter books to get through.


Unknown, The New Adventures of Disney Moana 2

2025 / Library book / 96 pages

**

Lame expanded universe fluff, but at least it's not just the film.


Mª Isabel Sánchez Vegara and Sveta Dorosheva, Little People, Big Dreams: Anne Frank

2018 / Library book / 32 pages

***

Elementary genocide at bedtime. Sweet dreams.


Tarnelia Matthews and Lucy Rogers, Collins Big Cat Phonics for Letters and Sounds: Jazz and Pop's Adventure

2022 / School book / 24 pages

**

It seems a bit mean to name them after music styles the deaf one can't hear.

Monday, 1 June 2026

Babyliography CCXLIV

Ronda and David Armitage, The Lighthouse Keeper's Lunch

1977 / YouTube Audiobook / 32 pages

***

A slightly sinister old-school school book.


Unknown, 1,000 Amazing Gross Facts

2023 / Library book / 152 pages

***

Some amazing, most gross.


Angela Song, KPop Demon Hunters: For the Fans!

2026 / Library book / 32 pages

**

Abbreviated book of the film and character profiles in one, with chibi art rather than stills. For the fans.


Dr. Seuss, Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?

1973 / Library book / pages

***

A handy sermon for poor families.


Mª Isabel Sánchez Vegara and Olivia Amoah, Little People, Big Dreams: Vanessa Nakate

2023 / Library book / 32 pages

***

An inspiration to Year 1's appointed Eco Warrior, who'll presumably get her own one of these some day.

Sunday, 31 May 2026

Alrightreads: Can You Hell Me How to Get, How to Get to...

R. L. Stine, Fear Street: The Fire Game

1991 / Ebook / 146 pages

**

Lacking the Internet and Minecraft, Gen X teenagers start fires for something to do. Are we sure some of these aren't being ghostwritten already?


R. L. Stine, Fear Street Super Chiller: Party Summer

1991 / Audiobook / 215 pages

***

The first bumper holiday special felt excessively long and padded at a modest 200 pages now that I've permanently ruined my attention span with children's books, but it escalated eventually, and I always appreciate a pun title reveal. It also teases us with Fear lore that's set to get excessive padding of its own at some point.


R. L. Stine, Fear Street: Lights Out

1991 / Ebook / 163 pages

***

That's it, mom and pop, I am never going to summer camp.

 
R. L. Stine, Fear Street: The Secret Bedroom

1991 / Audiobook / 160 pages

***

This feels like the default, bogstandard Fear Street book in all respects, which is no bad thing if you're 12.


R. L. Stine, Fear Street Super Chiller: Silent Night

1991 / Audiobook / 216 pages

***

Maybe I should have saved up the secular Christmas special rather than reading it in the summer, but it wasn't especially special.

Saturday, 30 May 2026

Alrightreads: On My Way to Where the Blood Is Sweet

R. L. Stine, Fear Street: The Sleepwalker

1990 / Audiobook / 164 pages

****

Reading these for lightweight faux-nostalgia and the hope of cheesy laughs, I didn't expect to genuinely enjoy the stories, but this paranoid sleep deprivation simulation was really pretty good.


R. L. Stine, Fear Street: Haunted

1990 / Audiobook / 164 pages

***

This supernatural soap about a spoiled brat getting spooked by a double denim phantom seemed like one for the lame pile before it was saved by another unexpected and creative twist. Don't tell me I have to read all 4,000 of these now.


R. L. Stine, Fear Street: Halloween Party

1990 / Audiobook / 148 pages

**

The obligatory holiday special didn't play out as I expected, but wasn't any better for it.


R. L. Stine, Fear Street: The Stepsister

1990 / Audiobook / 165 pages

***

If you're too old and experienced in murder mysteries to be reading these books, you'll probably work out who done it, but there are at least a couple of credible suspects and it ultimately helps to push back against unfair prejudices, even if it relies on reinforcing them all the way through.


R. L. Stine, Fear Street: Ski Weekend

1991 / Audiobook / 165 pages

**

Probably the trashiest one so far, as well as the least surprising and least relevant for the series, not taking place anywhere in the vicinity, all topped off with misleading cover art that contradicts the plot for good measure.