Thursday, 9 April 2026

Alrightgames: Boss Monster – Tools of Hero Kind

Boss Monster: Tools of Hero Kind

2013 / Card game expansion / 2-4 players

***

This themed add-on rounds out the cardboard video game and makes it more interesting, challenging and amusing by giving the NPC Heroes familiar power-ups that translate well. It makes me root for those plucky little guys, even as I orchestrate their gruesome demises. It's just a shame they insisted on the quirky Game Boy packaging that's more than twice as large as it needs to be to store some cards you're going to mix into your other box anyway.

Wednesday, 8 April 2026

Alrightgames: Unfold – Through the Wall

Unfold: Through the Wall

2023 / Puzzle game demo / 1-5 players

*

Donated

I said I wouldn't buy any more cheap and nasty games based on price alone, but this envelope game combined a quirky gimmick with a minimalist footprint, so I figured it wouldn't do any harm to add it to the box of miscellaneous curiosities.

I was wrong. Of the three puzzles in this sub-Usborne adventure, one is a basic spatial puzzle and the others require telepathy or a lucky guess. This has no value.

Tuesday, 7 April 2026

Alrightgames: Star Realms – Frontiers Solo Challenges

Star Realms: Frontiers Solo Challenges

As a fan of solo games, it's strange that I've generally overlooked the solo mode of one of my long-time favourites. That's probably because playing proper Star Realms against myself is satisfying enough, and the ones I've tried didn't feel as satisfying as proper Star Realms, but maybe there's a more rewarding challenge lurking somewhere out there. And it's an excuse to play lots of Star Realms, even if it's not proper Star Realms.

Monday, 6 April 2026

Junior Gamesmaster: Missing Earth Ponies / Rescue Run / Crocodile Wedding

My Little Pony: Tails of Equestria – Missing Earth Ponies / Rescue Run / Crocodile Wedding

DIY roleplaying game adventures

Inspired by the one YouTube RPG playthrough we've ever collectively sat through to create her own stories from scratch, the six year old GM took our latest ponies out for another spin before making us prematurely replace them with more generically capable elemental superheroes and guiding us through encounters with monsters, creepy witches and friendly crocodiles, invariably culminating in feasts.

I've lost control forever now. I wonder whether she'll move us onto D&D or something more hardcore next? I hope she can help me understand the rules.

Sunday, 5 April 2026

Babyliography CCXL

Clare Helen Welsh and Ángeles Peinador, Collins Big Cat Phonics for Letters and Sounds: Recycle It

2022 / School book / 24 pages

**

The class' elected Eco Warrior learned how it undramatically works.


Samantha Montgomerie and Pedro Riquelme, Collins Big Cat Phonics for Letters and Sounds: Mighty Mud Race

2022 / School book / 24 pages

*

Would my life be richer if someone had documented every individual Oxford Reading Tree and Ginn 360 book I went through? I don't imagine so, and yet still I do this for us.


Zanna Davidson and Nuno Alexandre Vieira, Fairy Unicorns: Islands in the Sky

2022 / Hardback / 112 pages

**

The grand finale of the series (probably). She thought she'd spoiled the ending by looking ahead to the pictures, but she doesn't know all the conventions yet.


Catherine Baker, Collins Big Cat Phonics for Letters and Sounds: Welcome to My Home

2020 / School book / 24 pages

**

Some of the things some kids get up to in some countries, when they're not being terrible brats (presumably).


Scott Campbell, Cabin Head and Tree Head

2025 / Library book / 88 pages

**

Kinda weird, though not intriguing enough for us to carry on beyond the first skit.

Friday, 3 April 2026

Babyliography CCXXXIX

Steve Smallman and Ada Grey, Poo in the Zoo: Merry Poopmas!

2023 / Paperback / 32 pages

*

Scatological zoological magical festive special.


Trevor Barnes, World Faiths: Hinduism and Other Eastern Religions

2013 / Library book / 40 pages

**

The young theologian wanted to learn more about Hindus, Buddhists and... miscellaneous.


Erika Kari, Vampire Doll: Guilt-na-Zan, Volume 3

2007 / Library book / 200 pages

**

The earliest volume the library had in the manga the young reader insisted on prematurely borrowing was predictably confusing but not too extreme.


Suzy Senior and Monika Róża Wiśniewska, Collins Big Cat Phonics for Letters and Sounds: Show Time!

2021 / School book / 24 pages

**

One of the more relatable alliterative microdramas.


Anna Claybourne, 100 Most Unexplained Mysteries on the Planet & Don't Read This Book Before Bed

2017 /  Library books / 256 pages

***

I'd give these a higher score for being right up my street if only they weren't so bogged down by all the old hoaxes. One of the books at least acknowledges the fakery while still giving it centre stage.

Wednesday, 1 April 2026

Aimee songs again

New York


New York, oooh, ho yeah
I love New York, it's such a nice place
It's so cool, yeah, I know
It's the best place ever
You know I'm at the back
Oh no, am going to the front

Chorus:
I love New York, it's the best place ever
It makes me feel so good, oh yeah
New New New New York
Oh, New New New York

New York, I would love to go there
I know it sounds crazy, but you got to understand things
So what
You know I'm at the back
Oh no, am going to the front

I love New York, it's the best place ever
It makes me feel so good, oh yeah
New New New New York
Oh, New New New York

I like New York, no matter what
So try to make it the best place ever
So maybe I'll change back

I love New York, it's the best place ever
It makes me feel so good, oh yeah
New New New New York
Oh, New New New York

Aaaaa

I love New York, it's the best place ever
It makes me feel so good, oh yeah
New New New New York
Oh, New New New York

New York


The Silliest Song Ever

Oo oo ooooooo oo
Ee ee eeeeeee
Foo foo foooooo
Doo doo doo?

This is the silliest song ever
No, Shaun, stop pecking me!
I'm so sorry about that, I just -
Shaun! I said stop! Shaun!
[Sigh]. So sorry about that.

This is the craziest song ever...
Oh, I need the toilet. Wait a sec.
[Flush]
Sorry. Let me go back to that.

This is the silliest song ever...
Oh, I'm itchy. Sorry about that.

This is the craziest song ever...
[Ring ring]
Yes? No.

This is the craziest song ever...
[Cough]

This is the craziest song ever...
Atchoo!

This is the craziest song ever...
Oh, um... yeah, just... go do it, then.

This is the craziest song ever...
Can you just wait, Marjorie?

This is the craziest song ever...
Marjorie!

This is the craziest song ever...
Poo poo! Stop! Go over there. That's why I called you that name, because you always poo in your pants.

This is the craziest song ever...
And that's why I'm saying:
Wee.

Monday, 30 March 2026

Alrightreads: Pan-demonium

Various, The Sixth Pan Book of Horror Stories

1931-65 (collected 1965) / Audiobook / 222 pages

***

I was expecting mouldy macabre tales, so the gorier and generally distressing ones caught me by surprise. I wouldn't have got through the dreary longer ones if they weren't being passively read to me on YouTube.

Faves: 'The Unforgiven,' 'No Flies on Frank,' 'My Little Man'


Various, The Seventh Pan Book of Horror Stories

1902-66 (collected 1966) / Audiobook / 239 pages

***

Mixes some then-vintage chillers with contemporary gross-outs and humdrum encounters with unknowable entities.

Faves: 'The Monkey's Paw,' 'The Last Experiment,' 'The Island of Regrets'


Various, The Eighth Pan Book of Horror Stories

1945-67 (collected 1967) / Audiobook / 236 pages

***

Notably shorter and snappier, often literally. I've stopped paying as much attention, to be honest, except when there's a jarring historical or disturbed child.

Faves: 'Playtime,' 'The Bean-nighe,' 'The Brindle Bull Terrier'


Various, The Ninth Pan Book of Horror Stories

1947-68 (collected 1968) / Audiobook / 252 pages

****

More surprisingly vicious and graphic yarns from before they were allowed to show that shit in films.

Faves: 'The Fly,' 'Thou Shalt Not Suffer a Witch,' 'Old Feet'


Various, The Tenth Pan Book of Horror Stories

1958-69 (collected 1969) / Audiobook / 236 pages

**

A distinctly pervier and sexist batch at the end of the decade, maybe they'd worn out the good writers by now.

Faves: 'The Necklace,' 'The Fat Thing,' 'Magical Mystery Trip'

Sunday, 29 March 2026

Alrightgames: Sushi Go Party!

Sushi Go Party!

2016 / Card game / 2-8 players

*****

A premature impulse purchase when the six year old went briefly crazy for the original game for about a day over Christmas, it went straight into indefinite storage until such time as she got re-obsessed and demanded more sushi or when we just needed something new to do, which turned to be the next half term break.

The equivalent of an unlocked game-of-the-year edition of the card game, this bigger box replaces the original in every way except portability, which wasn't enough to keep it from being eBayed. The new dishes are quick to learn and varied enough to reignite her interest for a while, at least. I mean, it's no Sailor Moon Monopoly or Monster High: Share or Scare.

Alrightgames: Some Gloom of Kilforth expansions

Some Gloom of Kilforth expansions

As a Kickstarter project, all manner of extravagant and unnecessary extras are available for the photogenic RPG, now at more affordable prices since their formerly devoted backers largely moved on and I can scavenge the scraps. I don't really need to upgrade from cardboard standees to miniatures, or to buy alternate art packs where they show slightly more cleavage (which actually exist), but a bit of variety's always nice.


Promo Pack 2 **

This puny pack isn't worth more than the couple of pounds I bid for it. Encounters with boom sticks and aliens are a bit out of place, and the alternate art card's pointless, but the versatile vagabond's helpful at least, and friendlier than the one in Stew. I later found a more worthwhile use for these when mocking up one of the sequel games on the cheap (work in progress).


Gloom of the North Fan Expansions *****

Finding some mysteriously home-printed Sagas in my second-hand game box, I tracked them to a fan site and discovered other passionately and clinically crafted free resources that I've already started mixing in to give the game legs. It's enough to inspire you to come up with your own, if you're the sort of person who can be bothered with that sort of thing.


Bitter Nights ***

Another fan variant for those repetitive Night cards that simplifies it to two lists and dice rolls. Using numbered cards from The Game makes it even simpler, even if they clash with the atmosphere somewhat.