Junior Gamesmaster: Tails of Equestria – Finding a Kid

My Little Pony: Tails of Equestria – Finding a Kid

DIY roleplaying game adventure

We hadn't played "story game" in a while, but after giving an impromptu presentation about the game system to her Nana, she naturally wanted to have a go with our latest, untested characters. I had another generic dungeon occult library ready to go, but she preferred to tell her own story and set her own challenges, which turned out somewhat reminiscent of a scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Being preoccupied as Game Master and going easy on herself meant she neglected her character's development, but I squeezed some educational alchemical accidents in to help my guy along, I can't afford to be complacent with her in charge.

Babyliography CCXXXVIII

Dana Simpson, Unicorn Crush: Another Phoebe and Her Unicorn Adventure

Collected 2024 / Paperback / 176 pages

***

Gentle introduction to bestiality.

Richard Jones, An Anthology of Butterflies and Moths: A Collection of Butterflies and Moths from Around the World

2025 / Library book / 128 pages

***

Mainly used as a freaky flip book, no offence to the lepidopterans.

Unknown, Colour Illusions: Visual Tricks, Fantastic Facts, and Impossible Puzzles

2014 / Hardback / 32 pages

***

A shame the 3D glasses and other bits of plastic we're supposed to look through were long gone, but I complained and got a refund, so the rest of the permanent vision damage was free.

Zanna Davidson and Nuno Alexandre Vieira, Fairy Unicorns: Kingdom Under the Sea

2022 / Hardback / 112 pages

***

This inexplicably rare volume finally dropped to a regular price before she grew out of fairy unicorns (as if!). Kicking off the sequel trilogy, it's a refreshing change from the old formula, replacing it with a new formula.

Zoë Clarke and Edu Coll, Collins Big Cat Phonics for Letters and Sounds: The Stone Shadows

2021 / School book / 24 pages

**

More of a boy one, she helpfully explained to me what "peril" and "urgent" meant.

Babyliography CCXXXVII

Ben Clanton, A Waffle Lot of Love: A Narwhal and Jelly Book

2026 / Library book / 96 pages

***

The duo return to aromantically tick off Valentine's Day.

Harriet Muncaster, Isadora Moon and the Pop Stars

2025 / Library book / 150 pages

***

Practically tailor made for her interests, but she still didn't care for more than a few chapters. Needs more unicorn.

Clare Helen Walsh, Collins Big Cat Phonics for Letters and Sounds: Amazing Webs

2022 / School book / 24 pages

***

I'm convinced they're trying to desensitise kids to yucky bugs, and it seems to be working. Plenty for parents to learn too.

Gale Galligan and Ann M. Martin, The Baby-Sitters Club: Logan Likes Mary Anne!

2020 / Library book / 176 pages

**

Drawn back to the series for her first chaste teen romance story, she couldn't put it down.

Jamie Smart, Max & Chaffy: What a Delicious Discovery!

2025 / Library book / 128 pages

***

The perpetually grumpy Foghorn steals the show again with just one word of dialogue.

Babyliography CCXXXVI

Unknown, Minecraft Epic Bases: Builds to Spark Your Imagination

2020 / Library book / 96 pages

**

Unachievable standards to shoot for. I like her more modest houses.

Chris Bradford and Korky Paul, Collins Big Cat Phonics for Letters and Sounds: Jake and Jen and the Balloon of Doom

2021 / School book / 24 pages

**

I genuinely didn't see the twist ending coming.

Nel Yomtov, Anything but Ordinary: Strange Beasts

2020 / Library book / 48 pages

***

Cool weird stuff.

Rob Alcraft, Collins Big Cat Phonics for Letters and Sounds: This Is Our Planet

2020 / School book / 24 pages

***

One of the more worthwhile entries, even if they're fixated on kite birds at the moment.

Jake Banfield, Magic Tricks with Coins, Cards and Everyday Objects

2016 / Library book / 120 pages

**

Not much new for a six-year-old veteran.

Alrightgames: HeroQuest

HeroQuest

1989 / Dungeon crawling board game / 2-5 players

****

Resold

Better late than never, and a crazily underpriced eBay listing meant I could finally experience the junior roll-n-hack proto-RPG, before deciding it wasn't really for us and selling it on to the next adventurer. I can't tell if it would have been a childhood favourite in an alternate timeline, but it didn't have a great deal to offer a 40 year old, nor a 6 year old pony RPG veteran, who got bored by the repetitive quests and preferred to use it as a weird doll house.

Alrightgames: 15 Days expansions

The Matchbox Collection: 15 Days expansions

These matchboxes are roomy enough for more cards and tokens, so fortunately Kickstarter backers helped to sort that out (before deciding they weren't interested after all and selling their unopened sets at a loss on eBay).

Feathers & Lag Season ***

Extended season sets win the game, so here are more extensions to fight over.

Mid-season **

Upgrades the wooden animal actions to be more powerful. Possibly overpowered when playing against humans, this feels more like a fix for the difficult solo mode that means I can actually win now, unless I'm cheating.

Alrightgames: 15 Days

The Matchbox Collection: 15 Days

2020 / Card game / 1-4 players

***

I was sceptical about the quality matching the quantity when bidding on this set of five purpose-built microgames for the usual price of one (plus "expansions," that I'll get to), but if some Italians could be bothered to design, produce and market these, the least I can do is play them.

This first outing is a pleasantly dull set collection card game (Spoiler: They're all card games). Its wooden animal totems and pastel nature clipart are a welcome break from my usual dark and exciting themes, though the bastard solo automaton keeps it from being too relaxing.

Alrightgames: Stew – Fungus Among Us

Stew: Fungus Among Us

2018 / Card game mini expansion / 2-4 players

**

I don't know whether this mini expansion really enhances the microgame or just makes it more annoying (especially when the card stocks from the same publisher don't even match), but introducing supernatural gnome and mutant entities makes it trippier. You might just be hallucinating in the mushroom fumes anyway.

Alrightgames: Stew

Stew

2018 / Deduction/bluffing card game / 2-4 players

****

The kind of weird game you only end up with when it's included in a cheap bundle with another one you actually wanted, I thought the quickfire deduction and bluffing would be too much of a step up from Love Letter for the six year old, but I asked if we could try it out once before I sold it on. Then she wanted to keep playing all night.

She might not have grasped every mathematical variable, but it's not like my efforts to track cards and probabilities fare much better. You just don't know what's in the pot, especially when a cheeky child sneaks in the man and other cards you're not supposed to. A surprise but welcome keeper, real stew was also more of a success than sushi.

Alrightgames: 7 Wonders Duel

7 Wonders Duel

2015 / Card drafting game / 2 players

*****

Too hard and serious looking to have caught my eye if it hadn't been going unusually cheap that day, I made a few abandoned forays into the rulebook before I finally got around to playing it and quickly realised it was the Advanced Splendor I'd been craving. Every time I play, I'm impressed by how good a game it is, with so many things to keep track of even before I get around to adding in the bundled expansions. The only downside is I might have ruined most other games for myself now.