Freelance Flaneur
Inappropriately titled for more than a decade now
Monday, 3 August 2026
Babyliography CCL
Saturday, 1 August 2026
Aimee's art review 2026
More eloquent opinions on flicking through The Art Book.
Tom Wesselmann, Great American Nude No. 27 (1962)
"I mean, like, what is going on in this? This is rubbish."
Jackson Pollock, Number 1A, 1948 (1948)
Lorenzo Lotto, Portrait of a Woman Inspired by Lucretia (1533)
"This is very detailed, and I like the different colours in it and how they made it."
Morris Louis, Alpha-Phi (1961)
"Is that all on the painting? Because that's rubbish."
Lucian Freud, Girl with a White Dog (1952)
Helen Frankenthaler, Mountains and Sea (1952)
"Why is this even art? It's just scribbles like other ones, it's rubbish."
Willem de Kooning, Marilyn Monroe (1954)
"What is this? It's stupid."
Jeff Koons, Puppy (1992)
"This is so real and I love that they put lots of detail in it, but I think that it just looks very fake."
Odilon Redon, The Cyclops (1914)
Wednesday, 29 July 2026
Alrightreads: C'est Magnifique...
Tuesday, 28 July 2026
Alrightreads Special: Red Dwarf – Titan
Monday, 27 July 2026
Alrightgames: Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon SuperS: All Members!! Championship Contest
Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon SuperS: All Members!! Championship Contest
1996 / Super Nintendo emulator game / 1-2 players
**
Choose best girl in worst season and beating shit out friends but don't special power not work.
Sunday, 26 July 2026
Alrightgames: Basic Fantasy Adventure – The Lost Tome (Adapted)
2012 / Roleplaying game adventure / 2+ players
****
Dusting off some previously stalled characters – practical handypony Lillie Roase and scruffy alchemist Tatty Bogle – for their first thinly-disguised dungeon delve (this one's a musty occult library with traps and monsters; totally different), which was easily repopulated with established baddies and new allies, culminating in an annoying logic problem of my own invention that I helped her along with to ease the tedium. I should probably put more effort into developing our characters and their talents than just letting us find relevant power-ups in chests, but sometimes you just want the simplicity of Diablo.
Saturday, 25 July 2026
Junior Gamesmaster: Tails of Equestria – Shiva
My Little Pony: Tails of Equestria – Shiva
DIY roleplaying game adventure
Besides some plot holes I didn't poke into, there's now little difference between this six-year-old's semi-planned RPG sandbox challenges and my own, to the extent that she preempted the specific plot point of finding a password in a book in a library that was going to feature in my follow-up. She pointed out that we were both nicking it from Final Fantasy VII anyway.
Friday, 24 July 2026
Alrightgames: SpaceShipped expansions
As with Anthelion before it, the expansions for the 18-card interstellar trade simulator are small themed decks that replace rather than supplement other cards. One difference is you have the freedom to mix and match sets at your leisure this time, unless you prefer to set the theme for today's episode.
Expansion Collection: Debts and Damages, Out of Route & The Dynasty Seal ****
Each set of 6 cards has a fairly distinct theme that manages to stand out when only diluted by 12 others. Once you've played each of them once and learned their quirks, you can mix them all together and pick randomly. Some work better when they have enough related cards to synchronise with (especially the enemies), but the universe generally sorts itself out.
Lockdown ****
A slightly more game-changing enemy makes this the most interesting of the expansions and is the enemy I'd probably choose if I didn't leave things to fate. It was presumably left out of the wallet compilation for space. I say, let 'em bulge.
Thursday, 23 July 2026
Alrightgames: SpaceShipped
2019 / Card game / 1 player
****
The Elite computer games as an ingeniously compact card game (which I obviously decompressed by getting it with all the expansions to give the universe some breathing room).
I was wary of dense multifunction cards after failing to grasp the likes of Deadeye Dinah, but this leisurely/boring activity of buying low, selling high and trying not to explode is up my space lane, and I can even win sometimes. Some humour wouldn't have gone amiss, but insisting on that retro computer font despite it making everything unnecessarily hard to read is quite amusing.
Wednesday, 22 July 2026
Alrghtgms: RNSM (DY)
RNSM (DY)
2024 / Wrd crd gm / 1-4 plyrs**
Vexing Letters ***
The customary mini expansion adds 6 less common letters to the pile and an optional twin word variant that seems like the preferable way to play, since I'm stuck at 4 letters either way.
























