Sunday, 8 February 2026

Alrightgames: Cthulhu Realms solo variants

Every real-ale modern board game wanker had their gateway game that lured them to the expensive world of analogue playtime. Mine was this cartoon-horror adaptation of Star Realms (which itself owes a lot to Dominion, and so on), which I first played on an app struggling through various solo challenges against an AI opponent (win while also collecting the whole Whateley family, or not having any green cards at the end, and so on). This mode sadly turned out to be absent from the strictly multiplayer cardboard version, so as befalls many gateway games, it now sits on the shelf, admired but untouched, as I found other games that were more fun to play against myself or with my child, or just had more expansions I could enjoy collecting.

But in this post-lockdown world, you can look up any game + "solo" and generally find some fiddly rules that someone's knocked together, so I tried some out.


R'lyeh Rising ***

Cthulhu plays any (or all) cards from the trade row based on dice rolls. There are also some instant-doom cards hidden low down in the decks, if you manage to get that far. I played a couple of times and lasted about six rounds. The insurmountable challenge is narratively sound, but playing against myself and actually getting to use some of the cards is more rewarding.


The Dark Lord Rises ****

More interactions with the trade row instead of dice make this feel more like the real game than the last variant, but it has the opposite problem of seeming too easy, unless I just got lucky. I might try it again.


Cthugha **

Reskinning Star Realms' tricky Nemesis Beast boss card was so obvious that I didn't think of it, but the resulting imbalance seems to work in the player's favour. I hoarded purple cards and stayed ahead in the tedious tug of sanity until it was over. I don't enjoy the Star Realms bosses much either.

Friday, 6 February 2026

Alrightgames: Dixit

Dixit

2008 / Card/board game / 3-6 players

****

It would've been simpler to start out with this basic game rather than coming to it after the spin-off and a semi-custom job, but I couldn't resist a second-hand set for the price. The scoring tokens are a bit fiddly, but more cards are always welcome, and there's all those bunnies.

This is still our favourite family game when both parents are around. When it's just dad and daughter, we switch to Muse, unless she's on a Monopoly kick.

Wednesday, 4 February 2026

Babyliography CCXXXV

Keiichi Arawi, Nichijou, Volume 1: My Ordinary Life

2006 (collected 2016) / Library book / 200 pages

***

She was eager for more back-to-front manga, and this quirky soap looked to be one of the tamer titles in the library's teenage section. Until that one girl stated fantasising about blowing her schoolmates' brains out one by one, but at least it's not coloured in.


Rob Alcraft, Collins Big Cat Phonics for Letters and Sounds: Wild Homes

2021 / School book / 24 pages

***

The process of desensitising kids to scary nature continues. She didn't like the massive spider.


Naoko Takeuchi, Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon: Naoko Takeuchi Collection, Vol. 3

1993-94 (2022 edition) / Paperback / 300 pages

****

We've downgraded to the smaller, cheaper editions, but she got them in a nice boxset (with a second to follow, if she continues reading) with bonus postcards, so she's happy.


Mª Isabel Sánchez Vegara and Ryoko Ichikawa, Little People, Big Dreams: Yayoi Kusama

2025 / Library book / 32 pages

***

She read the whole book to me, pretending she was leading an assembly.


Britta Teckentrup, A Happy Place

2023 / Library book / 32 pages

***

A drowsy bedtime story she read to herself at 7:00 AM before school.

Monday, 2 February 2026

Babyliography CCXXXIV

Unknown, Eye Twisters: The Science and Magic of Optical Illusions

2025 / Library book / 96 pages

***

A nice, if repetitive assortment of headache-inducing patterns and art. She isn't scared of ol' fruit-face any more.


Kate Scott and Ashley Stewart, Collins Big Cat Phonics for Letters and Sounds: Let's Pretend!

2019 / School book / 24 pages

**

She's doing well with her reading, apart from repeatedly calling Dev "Dave" like some kind of Trigger.


Various, The Powerpuff Girls Classics, Vol 2: Power Up

2000-01 (published 2013) / Paperback / 140 pages

****

As delightfully silly as the cartoon, but we get to take our time savouring it. It's a shame this was the only comic volume I could find that wasn't crazily expensive.


Dana Simpson, Unicorn for a Day: Another Phoebe and Her Unicorn Adventure

Collected 2023 / Paperback / 176 pages

***

I may have overreacted to this volume breaking the pattern of the spine art if it was actually being clever and that is Phoebe after all, but I'm not going to give it credit when it flagrantly reprints some strips from as recently as the previous book.


Catherine Baker and Elissambura, Collins Big Cat Phonics for Letters and Sounds: Iris's Wild Ride

2020 / School book / 24 pages

*

Today's sound is 'I,' so naturally they made it an alpaca.

Saturday, 31 January 2026

Alrightreads: TV XXIV

Ilaria Vescovo, Star Trek: Baby's First Klingon Words

2022 / Ebook / 20 pages

**

A novelty item for babyish adults or parents so desperate to hook their toddler on a favourite franchise that they'll educate them in a useless fictional language, non-existent planets, curses and the names of specific weapons. There's life to waste on that stuff later.


Timothy J. Lee, Doctor Who: A Companion – An Unofficial Guide to 50 Years of T.V.'s Most Iconic Show!

2013 / Audiobook / 424 pages

***

The type of low-effort blog-as-book that's just the sort of thing I feel like sometimes.


Thomas Ligotti and Brandon Trenz, Crampton: The X-Files Screenplay

1998 / Ebook / 41 pages

****

This would have made a memorably eerie episode at the series' peak, after the extensive revisions needed to make it fit into the semi-plausible X-Files world.


Dafydd ab Hugh, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine – Fallen Heroes

1994 / Audiobook / 282 pages

****

Would have made a memorable time travel disaster puzzle episode, until it was made redundant by 'Visionary.'


Jacqueline Rayner, Doctor Who: EarthWorld

2001 / Audiobook / 252 pages

***

One of many books that wouldn't have crossed my path if the free audiobook hadn't been sitting there, I don't know where I'm dropping in, but the historically inaccurate killer theme park was crazy enough to keep my interest.

Friday, 30 January 2026

Alrightgames: Choose Your Own Adventure – The Warlock and the Unicorn

Choose Your Own Adventure: The Warlock and the Unicorn

2023 / Adventure gamebook / 1 player

**

The belated sequel to at least one of the endings of the surprisingly dark classic. We persevered, despite characters trying to persuade us to pack it in and go and play something else at various points. It's not difficult to work out where you are along the branching map on the back cover, but I let the six year old enjoy the often doomed journey.

Thursday, 29 January 2026

Alrightgames: Takenoko

Takenoko

2011 / Board game / 2-4 players

****

Swapped into Ticket to Ride's place just in time to be a more appealing "family" Christmas game (i.e. for Daddy), this comical panda/horticulture simulator looks quite delightful, but a cute theme and miniatures only hold the six year old's interest for a few rounds at present. I hope we'll have some good memories growing up with it anyway – especially once the expansion babies come along.

Wednesday, 28 January 2026

Alrightgames: Tinderblox

Tinderblox

2020 / Stacking game / 2-6 players

***

I don't think we've had a stacking game since Bugs Building, but constructing this 8-bit/Minecraft fire to plan with tweezers (sometimes forced to use our less dominant hand) is considerably fiddlier.

A fun time filler, though even the low end of the suggested playing time seems optimistic.

Tuesday, 27 January 2026

Alrightgames: Dos

Dos

2018 / Card game / 2-4 players

*

The daughter loves a bit of Uno, so seeing that there was a sequel for about dos pounds was a no-brainer birthday present. In that I didn't think to check out reviews like I normally do until I'd already bought it and learned how terrible it supposedly was. So it skipped her birthday to avoid disappointment and ended up being more safely cushioned in a Christmas budget games bundle with other tat.

We've played it uno times. Stripped of all the cards that make Uno fun (replaced with maths!!!), we had to play a few rounds of Uno afterwards to get rid of the taste. She won't let us get rid of it though.

Monday, 26 January 2026

Alrightgames: What Next?

What Next?

2021 / Narrative/dexterity game / 1-4 players

***

A selection of choose-your-own-adventure stories enhanced with bits and bobs was an appealing idea, but in practice it feels more like overcomplication, and the tasks are very repetitive, so we might sell this on before bothering with them all. It's at least a step up from Usborne Puzzle Adventures.