Bus conductors are the bane of my life, and when today's joker failed to drop me off anywhere near the stop I'd asked for (Green Connection Aquarium, where I was hoping to have a childish day out again again again again again again), I decided I'd try to make the best of the situation by investigating whatever there was in wherever I'd ended up.
Conveniently, as if to balance out the yin-yang of this annoying day, the Kota Kinabalu Wetland Centre was inexplicably offering free entry today. So while you could have had some of out-of-focus photos of me fondling stingrays, here are some out-of-focus photos of birds and crustaceans instead.
Kota Kinabalu Wetland Centre,
Sabah
'Aquarium'/'wet-land' - it's a mistake any absolute moron could have made
I've swum in worse
Product placement.
I told you I'd never sell out this blog, but I lied. Drink Coke! And throw it here!
I told you I'd never sell out this blog, but I lied. Drink Coke! And throw it here!
The lesser spotted birdwatchers
I think that's a heron or something...? I can't see this catching on as a mid-life crisis hobby.
Not when there's astronomy and BDSM
Not when there's astronomy and BDSM
I don't have the patience for bird watching. At least with Where's Wally you're guaranteed a satisfying conclusion after all the time-wasting frustration
'Common' my 屁眼, I saw sod-all
Night heron wonders why someone named it 'night heron' when it's clearly midday
Ants have a scrap
Impressive spider's web
If only I'd seen this at the mangrove swamp in Krabi, that would have been perfect.
When I needed a crab were you there were you there? When I needed a crab were you there?
No, you were in Borneo you dick
No, you were in Borneo you dick