2022 / Hardback / 30 pages
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A simpler alternative to commissioning a custom printing of your child's personalised storybook: just write their name on yourself in seamless biro! Though she preferred to make it about "Katie" instead. She's not used to first-hand books.
2020 / School book / 16 pages
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The sad tale of a hypersomniac mother scalding herself with hot drinks as her unfeeling kids point and laugh.
2008 / School book / 32 pages
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It's only autumn, couldn't they wait a few weeks?
2019 / Library book / 64 pages
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Illustrations rather than photos clued her in to it possibly not being authentic zoology, but there were still good tips for wildlife spotting generally. Who knows?
2020 / Library book / 12 pages
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She didn't mind doing an extracurricular school book. There were only about 10 words anyway, and most of those were "pat."
