Sunday, 31 December 2023

Aimee's Best of 2023, I Guess?

Here's What Aimee Probably Liked Best This Year, I Guess? Includes things that were released in other years, but that she got around to late, for reasons such as not existing at the time.

I may not do this again, though the idea of keeping it up when she's 27 and living in a different country, based on an old man's poor comprehension of social media memes, amuses me.

Wednesday, 27 December 2023

Best of 2023, Not from 2023

Full-time work and full-time parenting left negative time for personal pissing about for most of this year, but hacks like passive audiobooks in work-prep time and secret subtitled anime when she's watching My Little Pony kept me sane.

Here are the things I enjoyed discovering (or sometimes revisiting) in 2023, some of which were even released in 2023, though mostly not.

Monday, 25 December 2023

Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland / The Amazing Mirror

Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland / The Amazing Mirror

2002/04 / Game Boy Advance emulator games / 1 player

****

I was only aware of the lovable blob from adverts for game systems we didn't have back in the day, but I got around to it eventually. And once you've played one, you've played them all, it seems.

Saturday, 23 December 2023

Alrightgames: Ristar

Ristar

1995 / Sega Mega Drive emulator game / 1 player

****

This old-school favourite isn't quite the classic Sonic rival I remembered, but fun and attractive enough to be worth revisiting and passing on. I found the fire world depressingly oppressive, but splashing around in the water world's still pleasant.

Thursday, 21 December 2023

Alrightgames: Crystal's Pony Tale

Crystal's Pony Tale

1994 / Sega Mega Drive emulator game / 1 player

**

Appallingly crude for the period, but accessibly oriented to kids too young to play good games by themselves. I'm creating such weird nostalgia for her.

Tuesday, 19 December 2023

Alrightgames: 100-Piece Children's Sparkly Jigsaw – Unicorn Kingdom

100-Piece Children's Sparkly Jigsaw: Unicorn Kingdom

***

A nice, dreamy image to help sleep along, shame the big, pink get hogs most of it.

Sunday, 17 December 2023

Alrightgames: Carcassonne – Traders & Builders

Carcassonne: Traders & Builders

2003 / Tile placement board game expansion / 2-6 players / Germany

****

I was supposed to be looking for board games for a four-year-old when I got distracted and took care of some unfinished business for a lower price than I used to see it. The trade goods made a simple and satisfying addition to our lite version, but I left out the builders for complexity. The pigs are irrelevant; her attention span doesn't extend to farms.


Friday, 15 December 2023

Alrightgames: My Little Pony Mega Annual Board Game Marathon

My Little Pony Mega Annual Board Game Marathon

2005-17 / Annual board games / 2 players

***

You know those fold-out board games that have been a staple-free staple of children's Christmas annuals for generations, despite not really being any fun to play? That's only because you haven't unlocked their full potential!

Here's how we turned a pointless 20-square trip to school into a 202-square epic adventure across time, space and the living room floor.

You will need:

  • My Little Pony Annuals 2013–18 (plus any older ones with board games, like 2006–09, if you're really cool)
  • My Little Pony figurines (the ones from My Busy Books are a good size and mostly don't fall over)
  • Two dice (or more if you're some kind of maverick / have a short attention span)
How to play:

Seriously?

Tuesday, 12 December 2023

Saturday, 9 December 2023

Babyliography CLII

Pablo Pintachan, Changing Faces: Wake Up, Santa!

2017 / Library book / 18 pages

*

Nice gimmick, shame about the content.


Julia Donaldson and Nick Sharratt, Toddle Waddle

2009 / Preschool book / 32 pages

***

She corrected some of the inaccurate sound effects on her own read-through.


Various, Busy Christmas / Elves

2018/22 / Library books / 20 pages

**

Releasing multiple versions of basically the same thing in the spirit of Christmas.


Sam Taplin and Sarah Allen, Usborne Little Peep-Through Books: Are You There Little Unicorn?

2019 / Board book / 12 pages

***

She treasured this semi-knackered 25p ex-rental.


Sarah Coyle and Adam Walker-Parker, Pick a Story: A Superhero Mermaid Dragon Adventure

2023 / Library book / 32 pages

***

The mermaids would have been a good fit in the unicorns one, but they know what they're doing.