2022 / Ebook / 20 pages
**
A novelty item for babyish adults or parents so desperate to hook their toddler on a favourite franchise that they'll educate them in a useless fictional language, non-existent planets, curses and the names of specific weapons. There's life to waste on that stuff later.
2013 / Audiobook / 424 pages
***
The type of low-effort blog-as-book that's just the sort of thing I feel like sometimes.
1998 / Ebook / 41 pages
****
This would have made a memorably eerie episode at the series' peak, after the extensive revisions needed to make it fit into the semi-plausible X-Files world.
1994 / Audiobook / 282 pages
****
Would have made a memorable time travel disaster puzzle episode, until it was made redundant by 'Visionary.'
2001 / Audiobook / 252 pages
***
One of many books that wouldn't have crossed my path if the free audiobook hadn't been sitting there, I don't know where I'm dropping in, but the historically inaccurate killer theme park was crazy enough to keep my interest.
