2011 / PC game / 1 player
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Long delayed by my hysterical parental concern that it would spell our daughter's irrevocable descent into crippling screen addiction (I don't want her to end up like me), it turned out to be relatively harmless. As long as she stays quarantined in offline Creative mode, anyway. But if she starts seeing the world around her as destructible blocks, I'm yanking her out of the matrix.
