Albrecht Altdorfer, The Battle of Alexander at Issus (1529)
"I like this one. All the people, the message in the sky and the sun and the moon, it's very detailed. It's my favourite one."
Tsuguhara Foujita, Girl in the Park (1957)
"I like this one because it's bright and detailed."
Sam Francis, Around the Blues (1962)
"I don't like that one, it's rubbish."
Agnolo Bronzino, An Allegory of Venus and Cupid (1545)
"This is rude, because they're naked. There's a bottom there, a bottom there, there's even a willy. It's rude. I like it!"
Josef Albers, Homage to the Square (1964)
"The best thing about it is nothing. The worst thing about it is that it's just totally yellow. That's the worst one."