Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
2001 / Game Boy Advance emulator game*****
For want of more pony-based beginner games worth playing, Super Mario World quickly established itself as her preferred hard game to mainly watch Daddy play, taking over any time things briefly looked non-lethal.
I never thought during that solo SNES summer of '96 that my efforts would one day help me to look misleadingly competent to my daughter. I could do without the new-fangled voices, but she thinks they're funny.