Fiona Watt and Stella Baggott, Baby's Very First Touchy-feely Colours Play Book
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A couple of years late to be the first, having the set back then would have been nice. At this stage, it's just pretty pages to flick through and compulsively open flaps. She fell asleep in the buggy 10 minutes later, so wasn't up for anything demanding.
2021 / Library book / 10 pages / UK
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Something simple and dependably engaging to keep her busy when waiting for the rhyme session to start. Presumably libraries get bulk discounts on these things, since we've barely scratched the surface. I'm going to stop counting them now, along with the That's Not My [X] and Baby Touch ranges.
2004 / Library book / 32 pages / UK
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Friendship and reckless adventure on the high seas. She didn't pay much attention with all the kids running around, maybe I should start actually checking these books out.
2021 / Library book / 20 pages / UK
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Presumably one of very many variations on a formula, or a desperate NHS recruitment tool, this equips you with some vocab and elementary anatomy, but you'd still better get some accredited training to be on the safe side.
2021 / Library book / 12 pages / UK
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An abridgement with minor art variation and now-mandatory narcissistic finale, this would be fine if you hadn't read the original, but is pointless if you have. That said, she did insist on reading two identical Dear Zoos today, so maybe they're on to something.