Cheeky monkey tried to eat my headphones
How's that for a happy ending? No, not that kind. Even though I'm in Thailand.
I had time in my schedule (ha ha, the very idea that my life has anything as structured as a 'schedule') to fit in another couple of Thaislands before heading back to Thmainland (that one doesn't work so well, it just looks like I'm dyslexic).
So I chose Koh Samui for macaques, cock rocks and corpses.