Monday, 24 November 2025

Ranking the Testament albums


With eerie guitar leads and tomblike production conjuring the sonic equivalent of horror movie video covers, these guys were the only other thrash band I really cared about besides Metallica, and they seemed to pull off their inevitable 90s decline and senior regrouping better than their peers, even if I didn't keep up with all of it.

Beware! For it is my Top 13 Old and New Testaments!

Saturday, 22 November 2025

Ranking Star Trek: The Next Generation season seven


Turning on BBC 2 in early 1996 and witnessing a pale android cutting a slice out of his crewmate who'd been turned into a cake was my first memorable taste of this series, but there are still some episodes from this final stretch that I don't think I ever bothered getting around to in the near 30 years since, on account of them sounding pretty rubbish.

Time to complete the voyage, I guess, with tired mediocrity now in HD!

Thursday, 20 November 2025

Alrightgames: Morrowind – Game of the Year Edition

The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind – Game of the Year Edition

2003 / PC game / 1 player

*****

Looking back to the formative and nostalgic games of my youth, Morrowind represented the end of the line. With its intricate character building, expansive map and seemingly endless things to do, it remains the most complex game I've ever played, or at least had a crack at before wandering off and doing my own thing before eventually getting bored. It was quite amazing, but just too much, and didn't make me enthusiastic to get into that sort of thing again, which is why I prefer small-box card games now.

But when I recently replaced my laptop with one that could handle early-21st century graphics, it seemed like something my daughter might enjoy messing around on during half-term break, and it only needs to be as complex as we want it to be. Discovering that the character speech is all stored in folders as replaceable files also introduced her to the joy of hacking.

Wednesday, 19 November 2025

Alrightgames: Barbie as the Island Princess

Barbie as the Island Princess

2007 / PC game / 1-2 players

*

A horrendous minigames compendium designed to disappoint little girls, but at least you don't have to pay for it any more. It's got nothing on the Game Boy Advance Barbie games and their dependable generic 90s platforming.

Tuesday, 18 November 2025

Alrightgames: Paperboy 2

Paperboy 2

1992 / Sega Mega Drive emulator game / 1-2 players

****

I remember when I first played the Amiga version of this pocket money/vandalism simulator – what couldn't have been any more than three years after its release – that it seemed a prematurely dated relic with its blocky graphics, limited movement and abominable looping soundtrack. My 2020s daughter didn't have these same hang-ups when enjoying the mildly anarchic classic, though we did play the Sega version that improves in some areas – mainly in the character's Bart Simpson-style wisecracks adding insult to injuries.

Sunday, 16 November 2025

Alrightgames: Carcassonne – The Messages

Carcassonne: The Messages

2012 / Tile placement board game mini expansion / 2-6 players

***

It wasn't one of my more sought-after mini expansions from the range, but it's another fiddly distraction to add in for frequent rewards and a good bit of maths practice to help with our education and cognitive decline, respectively, and another chance to rescue wasted followers that doesn't involve getting gobbled by a dragon.

Saturday, 15 November 2025

Alrightgames: Star Realms – Cosmic Gambit Set

Star Realms: Cosmic Gambit Set

2018 / Deckbuilding card game supplement / 2-4 players / USA

**

Not really worth buying without the extra goodies of the first set, but worth trying out for free with a handwritten list and a D12. There are fewer overpowered power-ups than in the first round, but only the Black Market and Hidden Base are really inspired concepts. But having to keep these in mind also means I invariably forget about something else, like the Scenario, so my star realm can do without more overcomplications.

Thursday, 13 November 2025

Alrightgames: One Page Adventures – Nexus of the Four Seasons, Arctic & Fort

One Page Adventures: Nexus of the Four Seasons, Arctic & Fort

2022 / Roleplaying game adventures / 2+ players

***

A multiseasonal sandbox centred on a neat little gimmick that the six-year-old had no trouble getting her head around with the aid of descriptive hints. We saved a stranded giraffe kid, rescued the wizard, got moderately scorched by dragons and ate a load of burritos. Most of this wasn't in the prompts.

Wednesday, 12 November 2025

Alrightgames: One Page Adventures – Desert, Desert II, Pyramid & Mausoleum

One Page Adventures: Desert, Desert II, Pyramid & Mausoleum

2022 / Roleplaying game adventures / 2+ players

****

A desolate change of scenery from generic forests and plains, I was able to adapt most the physical, mental and mystical challenges from these D&D prompts to our kids' game, but swapped out the angry kobolds for an animated pharaoh mask and combined the two tombs into a parody of The Crystal Maze. I was especially pleased with myself when I noticed the Mumm-sey potential.

Monday, 10 November 2025

Alrightgames: Dixit – Anniversary

Dixit: Anniversary

2018 / Card game expansion deck / 3-6 players

***

Dixit and Stella are our favourite family games for evenings when both parents are around, so more variety is always welcome, but this ended up being our default Muse set when we discovered that.

We chose this as our next card supplement (after Memories and Journey) after checking out several flip-throughs on YouTube. There didn't seem to be as many creepy ones on the screen as in the flesh.