Saturday, April 26, 2014

Oliver is... Paphosterous

Oliver is a bit busy and lazy to bother writing his own travel blogs these days, so since I'm lacking inspiration in my own boring life and seeking any escape from boring work writing, I wanted to help him out. He provided the requested photos without even commenting on what a strange request it was. That was nice of him.

I don't know what he got up to in Paphos, what he thought about it or what these photos are of, since I haven't been there myself. But I've tried my best to get inside his mind and emulate his style so it wouldn't be too obvious. I'm not going to do anything boring like research though.

Oliver, feel free to copy and paste this into Wordpress as is.


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Paphos is probably an island in Greece, unless I'm getting it confused with Patmos. But obviously I was there so I'd know! I had a really great time there, you should try it too. So what are you waiting? Come on down to the place where it is!




Oliver is... is in Paphos!

Let me tell you Papgyos is the place to be if you like buildings, grass places and streets with signs in them, Paphos has it all and even more - like a square of wood with a bench in to sit in even. So you can stay cool, like a cool dude if you are one! But you still get hot because it has sun in it.



You can see how I tried to capture this square perfectly in the frame, and it is very well done, but then if you look more closely you will see the tell-tale different heights of the support legs in relation to the bottom of the frame. I could have waited for the boat to be more central too, but hey, I have other things to see!






This is the King's Stables where horses lived because it has air holes for breath and isn't big enough for human house. I bet it was really smell like shit! I didn't get the chance to find out because it was across the road and over the wall.

By the way, ages ago I worked for a company that was annoying, I'm glad I don't any more.


Eating in Paphos




Paphos has a variety of food and drink options to suit a range of taste buds and budgets. Try the local cuisine or foreign favorites at restaurants in Paphos, or take your meal back to your Paphos hotel. It can only be Paphos


Shopping in Paphos



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Paphos is heaven for shoppers! You will feel like you died and went to shopper's heaven in this beautiful paradise where fashion is truly in the eye of the beholder. Everyone has their unique style and that style is 'me.' Go Shopping in Paphos for iPhone 4S and iPhone 4S Cover or just to have a time
Even as you move from the cities into the countryside, the selling doesn't stop. Paphos'es rural areas are dotted with farm stalls, arts and crafts markets and more.
If you're into shopping, South Africa offers so much choice your credit card could start steaming – especially with the country's favourable exchange rate.

Read more: http://www.southafrica.info/travel/cities/shopping.htm#.U1ZDZVWSzZc#ixzz2zbr11TQd



Have I grown a beard recently?

Latest update to my gallery of 34 moustache and beard styles:


the McGregor beard added 26 April 2014.


Party in Paphos



Why am I funny at a grave site? Because look closely it's not inappropriate I see these furry festive friends can you see them?


Join the cats party! It always reminds me of the Ace Ventura of Jim Carrey movie

"P. A. R. T. Y.! That spells party! I love to always be in party!"
It's real inpaphos, except better spell it P. A. R. T. Y. I. N. P. A. S. O. P. O. S!




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But even when you're partting in Paphos don't ever forget that He is the reaon you can even be here in the first place. Don't ever gorget that He is divine and to be thankfuk.

25 The word came to Jeremiah concerning all the people of Judah in the fourth year of Jehoiakim son of Josiah king of Judah, which was the first year of Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon. So Jeremiah the prophet said to all the people of Judah and to all those living in Jerusalem:




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3 comments:

  1. I just googled and found out it isn't an island and isn't in Greece. Presumably the rest is fine though.

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  2. I'm not sure if this is satire or constructive, analytical comment. :(

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    1. Only poking fun at a couple of things, like your text sometimes randomly goes bigger and the images on your beard page looked all stretched somehow when I looked a while ago (not any more). I think that's about it. And stabs at my own unoriginal/nonsensical copy work for hotel pages.

      It became a more passionate satire of another person's overly joyful, needy, monetised, occasionally randomly religious travel blog. Someone we met one time, but maybe she still checks this every few years so I won't specify.

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